1) Use a block, man!
2) Pshaw. Even I could do that if I turned my hip up like that.
3) Cover up, woman, I can see your nipples.
4) I mean, there’s no point in coming here if you’re just going to lay there.
5) I bet I could do that… but I don’t feel like it right now.
6) I wouldn’t wear that top again if I were you.
7) I wonder how my ass looks in these leggings.
8) Get your dirty foot off my mat!
9) Oh yeah?? Watch this!
10) My friends are going to be so impressed.
Yes, I know. I’m a terrible person.